> ./GAME.EXE

You catch him in the neck

You’re chopping off his head now

You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf!

His head topples to the floor, expressionless

You collapse on the chair at Asilomar State Beach

As “September” by Earth, Wind, and Fire begins to play…

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> Wait…I’m at your wedding?!

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